Beneath the waves where legends meet,
Mermaids reign with tails so neat.
But here’s a twist, a tale so cursed—
Gilbert shows they’re the worst!
~ Momma Braga
Synopsis
Gilbert the Goblin’s beachside vacation gets ruined by mermaids and their games in the side-splitting latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends.
Who doesn’t love a good vacation? Soaking up some sun, floating on the waves and…arm wrestling an octopus? When mermaids show up in the middle of Gilbert’s goblin getaway, their fin-flapping festivities quickly turn rest and relaxation into stress and aggravation.
This is clearly proof that mermaids are the worst! Can Gilbert find his beachside bliss or will he be caught in the undertow of these seaside shenanigans?
#MelAndNikkiReview
Mermaids Are The Worst flips the fantasy trope on its fin. Alex Willan takes a sparkling myth and drenches it in sass and humor. If you’re diving in for enchanting melodies or benevolent sea queens, brace yourself! What you get instead is a salty splash of reality about these supposedly “majestic” beings. Spoiler: they’re more drama than Disney.
Shellfish Personalities and Deep-Sea Shenanigans
Willan paints a picture of mermaids like never before—vain, conniving, and always fishing for compliments. The characters shimmer with personality, blending biting wit with laugh-out-loud antics. Mermaids here aren’t just fishy, they’re downright shellfish.
Hooks, Lines, and Quirks
With a writing style as fluid as the ocean currents, Willan’s humor hits like a rogue wave. The clever puns and unexpected twists make this book a reel treat for anyone craving a break from conventional mermaid tales. From tempests to tridents, you’ll never see the sea in the same way again.
Final Splash: Worth a Dip?
Whether you’re a fan of mythology or simply looking for a fin-tastically funny read, this book offers a refreshingly irreverent take on underwater lore. Alex Willan has truly taken the tide and turned it with this one. Prepare to laugh, gasp, and maybe even start questioning those mermaid knick-knacks you’ve been collecting.
If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at fairy tales or thought mermaids had it too easy, this is your perfect catch!
Until next time…Happy Parenting!
~ Momma Braga
*Please note that this book was provided in exchange of an honest review. All opinions expressed are our own.
