In a swamp that stretches far and wide,Lives a croc with length and pride.His chores extend from end to end,All for the visit of his loooooooong friend.
A LoOOOOOOng Tale of Friendship, Heart & Humor
Horizontal Crocodile is the kind of picture book that instantly grabs your attention. Not just because the crocodile is long, but because the story itself stretches with charm, humor, and heart.
Scott Rothman takes a deceptively simple premise—a crocodile who is horizontally enormous—and turns it into a comedic adventure rooted in friendship. Horizontal Crocodile’s best friend is coming over, but his loooooooong house is a loooooooong mess. What follows is a snappy, silly, and delightfully exaggerated day of chores as he tries to tidy up before the big visit.
Brian Won’s illustrations amplify the humor with expressive characters, bold colors, and visual gags that kids will spot and giggle over. His art makes the crocodile’s length feel both ridiculous and lovable, stretching across pages in ways that make every turn fun.
This book is a collaboration that feels seamless—Rothman’s playful language paired with Won’s energetic visuals creates a read‑aloud experience that is both hilarious and heartwarming.
Why Kids Will Love It
Children adore stories that exaggerate reality, and Horizontal Crocodile leans into that joy with gusto.
- The loooooooong crocodile is instantly funny. Kids love absurdity, and this character delivers it in every scene.
- The chores become a comedic obstacle course. Each task is stretched to impossible lengths, making the everyday feel extraordinary.
- The pacing is snappy and engaging. Perfect for read‑alouds where laughter is the goal.
- The theme of friendship is warm and relatable. Kids understand wanting to make things “just right” for someone they care about.
Even older readers—like Nikki, who’s now 12—find charm in its humor and heart. As she said:
“It’s funny because everything is so extra. I’d read it again just for the pictures.”
That’s the beauty of a well-crafted picture book: it reaches across ages with its whimsy and warmth. The twist at the end had us rolling on the ground and we are not spoiling the surprise in this review! 😉
A Momma Braga Reflection
As someone who values stories that blend humor with meaningful themes, Horizontal Crocodile stands out. Beneath the silliness lies a gentle message about caring for others, preparing thoughtfully, and the lengths (literally!) we go to for the people we love.
The book also opens doors for discussion with young readers:
- What does it mean to be a considerate friend
- How do we prepare for visitors
- Why do we sometimes feel overwhelmed by big tasks
- How can we break chores into manageable steps
It’s a story that entertains first, but also invites reflection; something I always appreciate in children’s literature.
Final Thoughts
Horizontal Crocodile (purchase here) is a loooooooong, lovable, laugh-filled picture book that celebrates friendship, effort, and the delightful chaos of getting ready for someone special. Rothman’s playful storytelling and Won’s vibrant illustrations create a reading experience that is unforgettable, engaging, and full of heart.
Kids will giggle. Parents will smile. Families will cherish the joy it brings.
This crocodile may be long but the love behind his efforts stretches even longer.
Until next time…Happy Parenting!
~ Momma Braga
*Please note that this book was provided in exchange of an honest review. All opinions expressed are our own.
