Goblins Don’t Do Glitter (Or Do They?)
Gilbert the Goblin is back, and this time he’s armed with sarcasm sharper than Cupid’s arrows. His disdain for Valentine’s Day is so dramatic it could win an award for “Most Over-the-Top Holiday Complaints.” From coconut chocolates to heart-shaped chaos, Gilbert makes it clear: love is not on his goblin agenda.
But here’s the twist—Alex Willan doesn’t just give us a grumpy goblin rant. He gives us a mirror. Haven’t we all rolled our eyes at Valentine’s clichés? Gilbert is basically every parent who’s ever muttered, “Do we really need another stuffed bear holding a heart?”
Cupids, Chaos, and Comedy
Valentines Are The Worst has humor that lands perfectly for kids and adults. Children will laugh at Gilbert’s dramatic escapes from cupids, while parents will chuckle at the sly digs at Valentine’s traditions. It’s a rare holiday book that doesn’t sugarcoat the holiday—it sprinkles it with wit instead.
The Heart Hidden in the Humor
Here’s the secret: beneath Gilbert’s grumbles, there’s a message about connection. Love doesn’t have to be roses and chocolates—it can be tacos, friendship, or simply showing up for each other. That’s what makes this book more than just funny; it’s sneakily heartfelt.
A Momma Braga #MelAndNikkiReview Verdict
Valentine’s Day might be “the worst” for Gilbert, but for families, this book is the best. It’s witty, warm, and refreshingly honest. Alex Willan proves that even goblins can’t escape the power of love—especially when tacos are involved.
If you’re tired of syrupy Valentine’s stories, Valentines Are The Worst! is your antidote. It’s proof that laughter is the best love language.
Until next time…Happy Parenting!
~ Momma Braga
*Please note that this book was provided in exchange of an honest review. All opinions expressed are our own.
